America Now A Brittish Colony.....Again.

FAH-Q · Feb 21, 2008

tartanterrier said:
No not quite.You only get brawls if you look like you need one.It's usually gangs that are fighting each other at the best of times.Out of my 30 3/4 years of existence I've never had any trouble.But if you look for it - it will find you

i cant go to uk and not fight. ive heard stories. must go brawl. :1orglaugh

tartanterrier · Feb 21, 2008

FAH-Q said:
i cant go to uk and not fight. ive heard stories. must go brawl. :1orglaugh

Well all you need to do is get a flight over here and pick your estate - Have fun

BNF · Feb 21, 2008

#14 is the best.

marquis2 · Feb 21, 2008

lovejoy said:
Actually a lot of so-called rules are being used in North America--Canada.

All the spelling mentioned are used just north of Detroit, "defense", "colour". No guns are allowed north of Detroit.

Just drive through the Detroit Tunnel or the Peace Bridge in Buffalo/Niagara Falls, New York, you will stop by a "Petro" station, drive in km/hr,also you will be offered free health care, and "Hail to the Queen".

I did not forget the War of 1812 when the British troops burned down the White House and few blocks in Washington, D.C. but left in a hurry.

So I don't really believe the British can take back America. And even Margaret Thatcher and the Queen had to give up Hong Kong back to China.

Don't forget the British troops under your Prime Minister Gordon Brown left Iraq in a hurry just a few weeks ago.

Also British would never win the Falkner War against Argentina without the logistic support of United States warships in Atlantic Ocean and talking about gasoline (petro), who supplied the gasoline to the British airplanes, and Navy ships in Atlantic Ocean ?

Gordon Brown is an economist, a genius but a Scot but how long he will be the Prime Minister? Just wait for the next Election. hahahha !

Hong Kong was on a lease , when the term was up it reverted to China. There was no question of giving it up.
And Gordon Brown is a genius? He hasn't yet even sussed out how things work.

McNab · Feb 21, 2008

I'd like to see Tory goon Boris Johnson in the White House, that would be too funny.

poggy · Feb 21, 2008

End of the day how can we. As we too can't elect a decent Prime Minister.

So maybe we both should go ask someone else to rule us

Stevie · Feb 21, 2008

If be in a time like that, and not trying to sound corny, or wrestling-hick like, it'd be appropriate to elect Dwaye "The Rock" Johnson as spokesperson. That way we could enjoy the simply words of something like: To the queen: "You can take that crown on top your head. Shine it up real nice. Turn that sum bitch sideways and it stick it straight up your candy ass!!!"

That's just me though and my dislike for the queen. :1orglaugh

Semi-funny list though.

LordVader66 · Feb 21, 2008

it was funny the first time it made it around the internet.

L3ggy · Feb 21, 2008

It didn't thought this would happen...Cool.

marquis2 · Feb 21, 2008

FAH-Q said:
going by your username, you are scottish. so the answer is nothing. scotland is a nothing country. at least in world politics. :hatsoff:

For a nothing country it's had an immense impact on the world, the Scots are perhaps the most innovative and inventive people on the planet.Look at some of it and remember there were only ever just a few million Scots;
http://www.magicdragon.com/Wallace/thingscot.html

dave_rhino · Feb 21, 2008

I saw this the other day on digg.com and thought about posting it, then I thought "naaaah"

This was actually from 2006. And it was not actually written by John Cleese, incase you're wondering.

But it is hilarious and 99.9% true.

Facetious · Feb 21, 2008

Yea, but there's no England now

:dunno:

titsrock · Feb 21, 2008

I'm sorry but I'd rather drink the worst American megabrew (Bud/Miller/Coors) then whatever it is that you Brits drink (British Bitter)? I had one once..had to spit it out and return it to the waitress. American Beer is NOT ONLY the megabrews...those are cheap and awful but serve a purpose. There are REAL GREAT AMERICAN BEERS out there...

We "modeled" french fries from what the American G.I.s wanted when they came back from WWII. I realIZE that McDonald's may have ruined the brilliance of the "French Fry" but if you don't like 'em, blame France!

I completely agree about American cars. Please Great Britain. Help us get rid of the SUV and the "giant American gas guzzler" sedan...basically..help us shutdown Buick and Mercury....

BlueBalls · Feb 21, 2008

YES!!!!, after all these years finally we have it back.

georges · Feb 21, 2008

best joke I have heard in a while :laugh:

marquis2 · Feb 21, 2008

titsrock said:
I'm sorry but I'd rather drink the worst American megabrew (Bud/Miller/Coors) then whatever it is that you Brits drink (British Bitter)? I had one once..had to spit it out and return it to the waitress. American Beer is NOT ONLY the megabrews...those are cheap and awful but serve a purpose. There are REAL GREAT AMERICAN BEERS out there...

We "modeled" french fries from what the American G.I.s wanted when they came back from WWII. I realIZE that McDonald's may have ruined the brilliance of the "French Fry" but if you don't like 'em, blame France!

I completely agree about American cars. Please Great Britain. Help us get rid of the SUV and the "giant American gas guzzler" sedan...basically..help us shutdown Buick and Mercury....

And a large proportion of the great new US brews are modelled on British beer. We have megaswill here too -Stella,Fosters and Carling are nearly as bad as BMC .

lovejoy · Feb 21, 2008

marquis2 said:
Hong Kong was on a lease , when the term was up it reverted to China. There was no question of giving it up.

Hong kong Island was permanently ceded to the British, Kowloon and New Terrorities was on a 100 years lease. Margaret Thatcher had no choice but gave up the Crown Jewel. The end of the British Empire in 1982 showed even the Iron Lady admitted it was not worth a fight between UK and China.

But British did mount a fight against Argentina for a "rock" in the tip of South America and won only the help of America.

United States provided all the logistic support for the British Navy. Do you believe the British Navy could travel to South America on a full tank of "petro" without stopping at the American Gas Station provided by the US Armed Forces (i.e. US Air Force and US Navy).

Chewy75 · Feb 21, 2008

lovejoy said:
Actually a lot of so-called rules are being used in North America--Canada.

All the spelling mentioned are used just north of Detroit, "defense", "colour". No guns are allowed north of Detroit.

Just drive through the Detroit Tunnel or the Peace Bridge in Buffalo/Niagara Falls, New York, you will stop by a "Petro" station, drive in km/hr,also you will be offered free health care, and "Hail to the Queen".

I did not forget the War of 1812 when the British troops burned down the White House and few blocks in Washington, D.C. but left in a hurry.

So I don't really believe the British can take back America. And even Margaret Thatcher and the Queen had to give up Hong Kong back to China.

Don't forget the British troops under your Prime Minister Gordon Brown left Iraq in a hurry just a few weeks ago.

Also British would never win the Falkner War against Argentina without the logistic support of United States warships in Atlantic Ocean and talking about gasoline (petro), who supplied the gasoline to the British airplanes, and Navy ships in Atlantic Ocean ?

Gordon Brown is an economist, a genius but a Scot but how long he will be the Prime Minister? Just wait for the next Election. hahahha !

OMG. There you have it. Definitive proof that the yanks have no concept of satire or irony.

As for the disdainful comments about Scotland, for a country that's supposed to be a nothing country you yanks seem to like it a hell of a lot over here. Not that I mind you spending your money over here :thefinger

Theopolis Q. Hossenffer · Feb 22, 2008

tartanterrier said:
He's not talking about Germany.Besides what do we want with America :dunno:

You folks probably have enough trouble already

Member2019 · Feb 22, 2008

The forgery that keeps on giving ...

Sigh, there are just too many of these in the days of the Internet.

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